《黑猩猩跟長臂猿的愛情故事》
黒猩猩不小心踩到了長臂猿拉的大便
長臂猿溫柔細心的幫黑猩猩擦洗乾淨後
牠們相愛了
別人問起牠們是怎麼在一起的 ?
黒猩猩感慨的說:「(猿糞)!! 一切都是(猿糞)!! 」
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之前在自由時報上看到的 XD
一切都是緣分呀~~~XD
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順便附上有趣的報導XD
《中英對照讀新聞》
Cemetery full, French Mayor ...
墳滿為患，法國一村長要居民不能掛點
◎胡立宗
The Mayor of a village in south-west France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.
法國西南部一個村落的村長已經告誡居民，如果死掉將面臨嚴厲懲罰，因為過度擁擠的墓地已經沒有地方可以安葬他們了。
In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."
傑哈德．拉郎恩村長在村辦公所公告的一項規定中，告訴薩波恆村260位居民，「沒有預訂墓地但還想要葬在薩波恆的人，禁止死在本教區」。
The Mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.
這位村長說，他是被迫採取極端行動，因為隔鄰的波鎮行政法庭在1月裁定，不得併購相鄰的私有土地以擴大墓園範圍。
Mr. Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month’s local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.
週三才剛過70歲生日的拉郎恩市長，將在本月地方選舉中挑戰第7個村長任期，他說他很遺憾這個兩難局面不能圓滿解決。
"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.
「對某些人來說可能很好笑，但我可沒辦法，」他說。
[新聞辭典]
acquisition：名詞，獲得、取得、企業併購。The doomed acquisition has led to the bankruptcy of this financial giant.（注定失敗的併購案，導致這家金融業龍頭破產。）
adjoining：形容詞，鄰接的。動詞為adjoin，貼近、毗鄰。My new house adjoins the old one.（我的新家就在舊家旁邊。）
黒猩猩不小心踩到了長臂猿拉的大便
長臂猿溫柔細心的幫黑猩猩擦洗乾淨後
牠們相愛了
別人問起牠們是怎麼在一起的 ?
黒猩猩感慨的說:「(猿糞)!! 一切都是(猿糞)!! 」
--
之前在自由時報上看到的 XD
一切都是緣分呀~~~XD
==========================================================
順便附上有趣的報導XD
《中英對照讀新聞》
Cemetery full, French Mayor ...
墳滿為患，法國一村長要居民不能掛點
◎胡立宗
The Mayor of a village in south-west France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.
法國西南部一個村落的村長已經告誡居民，如果死掉將面臨嚴厲懲罰，因為過度擁擠的墓地已經沒有地方可以安葬他們了。
In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."
傑哈德．拉郎恩村長在村辦公所公告的一項規定中，告訴薩波恆村260位居民，「沒有預訂墓地但還想要葬在薩波恆的人，禁止死在本教區」。
The Mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.
這位村長說，他是被迫採取極端行動，因為隔鄰的波鎮行政法庭在1月裁定，不得併購相鄰的私有土地以擴大墓園範圍。
Mr. Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month’s local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.
週三才剛過70歲生日的拉郎恩市長，將在本月地方選舉中挑戰第7個村長任期，他說他很遺憾這個兩難局面不能圓滿解決。
"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.
「對某些人來說可能很好笑，但我可沒辦法，」他說。
[新聞辭典]
acquisition：名詞，獲得、取得、企業併購。The doomed acquisition has led to the bankruptcy of this financial giant.（注定失敗的併購案，導致這家金融業龍頭破產。）
adjoining：形容詞，鄰接的。動詞為adjoin，貼近、毗鄰。My new house adjoins the old one.（我的新家就在舊家旁邊。）
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